Monday, April 20, 2015

WP - 006 - Misunderstood

Every day, I go to "new" page of (I apologize in advance if you were previously unaware of Reddit) where I select the latest prompt - whatever it is - and write it out.  I've decided to post those here.  Hope you enjoy it.  Today's Story is:

[EU] You are a Common street Magician, who has been misunderstood is dragged to Hogwarts against his will.
"What is this, doing here?" I can't see anything. The bag over my head is completely opaque. The voices sound almost cartoonishly evil.
"I caught the filthy creature pretending to do magic." The room erupts in laughter. Someone kicks me in the chest and I fall on my back with the wind knocked out of me. Shit. Shit.
"Filthy muggle wants to pretend its a wizard? Get it to its feet!" I'm stood up by with by a rough, powerful male. Muggle?
"You brought a muggle to Hogwarts!" A second female. This one with a shrill and aggravating voice. What? Hogwarts? Shit.
"Not to worry, Delores," the male by my ear says menacingly. "It won't be alive very long anyhow."
"Take the bag off its head," the first female says. "I want to see its frightened, filthy face!" More laughter and the bag is ripped from my head. The woman is a brutish looking redhead in black robes. The smile on her face twists in into a sneer when she sees me. "Thought you could just pretend to be a wizard, and no one would notice?"
This is ridiculous. The man beside me shoves me to my knees in front of the woman. Turning to look at him, I see him to be a hunched, doughy thug. Not dissimilar to the woman. He points his wand at me and shouts, "Crucio!"
Ten-Thousand fire ants crawl through my veins, biting as they go, their acid venom snaking its way through my body. Wrapped in barbed wire that tightens and constricts with every convulsion, I kick and scream against my bonds, which - mercifully - are not tied well, and break.
When the curse subsides, I am lying on my back. Between the two. "Who said you could look at me, muggle?"
The second woman is standing off to the left. She is a squat, pink woman in gaudy, pink clothes. She is smirking at me; but my hands are free.
"Silencio!" It takes a lot of will without my wand; but I feel the magic work through me. Every muscle, and joint aches with the remnants of the Cruciatus Curse flowing in them; but I roll to the side and throw a "Stupefy!" at the redhead. My roll brings me close enough to the woman to knock her from her feet with a leg sweep. "Accio Wand!"
I try to hold my concentration, but the two who can are moving quickly. "Finite," I hear the man cast. "Avada-" A well placed strike to the throat knocks the pink woman back a few feet and spares me a terrible death. My wand is a long way away.
"Avada Kedavra!" the man shouts at me, and I only manage to get out of the way of the killing curse by dropping to the ground.
"Levicorpus!" The man is in the air.
"Abracadabra!" I shout, and throw a flashpowder bomb at the woman before she can finish her own curse. She screams and leaps out of the way. The bomb lands behind her and explodes in a brilliant flash of light.
The pink woman gasps on the floor, clutching at her throat. The man tries to cast another killing curse from his position hanging in the air by his ankle. His aim is terrible, thankfully.
"Crucio," the woman yells at me again; but I manage to throw the pink woman in my way. She cries out in agony as I roll away from her.
Sitting up I cast, "Stupefy" again. My power is waning. I duck behind a column, and catch my breath.
I can feel it before it arrives. Oak, nine inches - a single strand of hair from the tail of a unicorn within. I snatch it out of the air and leap out from behind the column. "Protego," I cast to counter the "Expelliarmus" aimed at me by the upside-down wizard. Then respond with a dispelling charm of my own. His wand flies through the air.
Miraculously enough, it flies through the air right toward me. I reach up to grab it, for some reason.
"Avada Kedavra!"
It must be the end of me. As life fades, and my soul leaks out, I am vaguely aware of another Cruciatus cast upon my cooling corpse. And another.
The blackness folds around me, and then light. I am in the Floo Hall at the Ministry. Everything is white, though - too white.
"Where am I?"
"I'm afraid," someone says behind me, "that it is over."
"Dumbledore?" I turn to face the old headmaster. "What are you do- You died."
"So did you, David."
"Ah." I sit down on a bench. "I was battling a trio of wizards at Hogwarts."
"Yes," the old wizard sits beside me. "I would guess that is why your subconscious summoned this visage of me to offer you comfort and guidance on this next, great journey."
"But there are Death Eaters at Hogwarts!" I didn't know things were so dire. If I had, I would've come in. I would've helped.
"Your job was not to protect Wizards, but to look after muggles. If you joined the fight, you may have made a difference, or you might not have. How many did you save by operating in secret."
"If you're a construct of my subconscious, then you're just me telling me what I want to hear."
"Most likely."
"Well," I look around. "Is this it then? Is this the afterlife?"
"No. Just a Floo Network." He motions to a grand fireplace I've never seen before. Of course not. The wizard beside me chuckles. Together we walk over to the fire.
"There's no floo powder." He just looks at me incredulously. "What do I say?" He smiles and disapparates. Of course. I step into the flame, and I am cleansed. It is over.
But it is not the end of me.

Friday, April 17, 2015

WP 003 - Untitled

Every day, I go to "new" page of (I apologize in advance if you were previously unaware of Reddit) where I select the latest prompt - whatever it is - and write it out.  I've decided to post those here.  Hope you enjoy it.  Today's Story is:


In the darkness below, the ancient beast stirred and woke - struggling against the oppressive black encasing it. Muscles older than modern culture and atrophied from millenia asleep beneath the earth ached in protest as the Ancient pushed against the confines of its tomb. And again when the gargantuan beast tried to draw breath to light the world in flame it drew in only dust and soot and the stale air of this too-small cavern formed around its horrible form.
The Ancient's roar of protest came out only as a moan, low and dark. The great beast knew it had awakened only to die. What power was left in this world was not enough to sustain it. What power was left within was already seeping out into the earth.
I am dying, the Ancient thought - its mind awash in language and imagery long ago lost to the minds of men. And in its thoughts there were stars.
In ages long past, when the Ancient and all its kind had been rulers of this world, and so many like it, the stars had offered comfort. And somewhere deep within the creature's frail, breaking form, it found the Will to push. To dig.
Wings, long tattered and weakened from so long out of the sky, strained to against the earth. It's great tail, like the swaying trunk of a giant redwood, uncoiled and pushed. Limbs larger than most men's imagination pressed through the pain of disuse and the Ancient began to dig.
The Stars. If I am to die, it will be beneath the Stars.

The candles flickered in the darkness. The low song of the wind chimes by the window filled Marten with a sense that this was right. He knelt on the floor of his dorm room in the center of a white pentagram, marked out with masking tape.
Dipping first one hand and then another into the cauldron sitting at the north of his magic circle, he withdrew the warm oil and anointed his forehead and then each of his Chakras - the mystical points of convergence in his body.
"Spirits of Earth," he said, picking up a bit of earth taken from the garden outside and laying it just inside the circle, past the cauldron, "I welcome thee."
The earth trembled; and Marten's momentary panic was instantly shut down with a broad smile. It was real. He returned to the center of the circle and lit the incense, taking it to the eastern edge of the circle, "Spirits of Air," he said, "I welcome you!"
He hoped for a gust of wind, or a flicker of the candles; but there was nothing. Instead, he closed his eyes and imagined he was beckoning the spirits of the air to come and witness his ritual. When there was no physical manifestation, he satisfied himself that he didn't need to see evidence to believe the spirits were here.
In a small iron bowl, Marten lit a fire of kindling and dry brush. This he placed on the southern edge of the circle and beckoned the Spirits of Flame. This time, he believed his faith was answered with another low rumble beneath the earth. It threatened to knock over his bowl of fire. It wants to escape, he told himself without knowing why. He wasn't talking about the fire.
He took a second bowl and bid the Spirits of Water to join him and then took his place back in the center of the circle. He opened his grimoire - his magical journal and spellbook - to the right page and closed his eyes, imagining that the world was falling away. Only the circle remained - the circle and the Called Spirits (which he could see in his mind's eye, even if they didn't leave a mark on the "real" world), and the alter and himself.
"Great Father," he began in a bold voice, "Mother of All, I beseech thee to look down on this working with favor!"
The music from his roommate's bedroom grew louder, probably an attempt to drown out Marten's voice; but the young man in the black robe didn't care. He pushed all thoughts of it away, focusing on the wind chimes, on the circle, on the magick.
"I come here to a time that is not Time, in a place that is No Place-"
And to Marten, it seemed as though the Earth woke up. His entire room felt like it shifted six feet to the right, throwing him out of his circle and against the Cradle of Filth poster that hung beside his bookshelf. He struck the bookshelf with the side of his head and lost consciousness for a moment.
When he came to, he woke to a nightmare. It made him think of the earthquake ride he went on once in Florida.
"This can't be real," he cried, hearing for the first time, the screams of the students in the rooms around him.
As if in answer, the entire Eastern half of the building fell away into nothing. Marten clumsily got to his feat and inched his way toward that edge of his circle. Looking down into a chasm that had just been six stories of college dormitory and was now a fucking hole in the world - was too much. Water pipes and electric cables poured their contents all over each other.
Shane West - who'd been kind of a dick to Marten - but really didn't deserve it, lay spread eagle on his back in the raw earth. He wasn't wearing anything except his boxer shorts, and he shook and twitched and tried to scream. Marten wanted to scream too. When their eyes met, Shane's eyes pleaded with Marten, who now thought he must look ridiculous in his heavy, black robe and nothing else.
The heat of the fire started by Marten's candles and the small bowl he'd placed in his circle, broke into Marten's thoughts.
"Oh god," he said, turning his back to the ledge and facing the wall of flame that stood between him and the door. Not that the door would do him any good. The stairwell was in the eastern part of the building - buried beneath all the-
The sound that erupted from below him was unearthly. Low and loud and dark and deep - it was a cross between growl and a scream and a tornado and maybe Godzilla. Only that last one was probably right, even if the sound was off, because Marten turned around and saw it.
Not Godzilla. Definitely not the Spirit of the Earth; but some Thing. Marten understood why Lovecraft always said people went insane when they saw the monsters. This was surely one of the Great Old Ones he'd read about in those stories that hadn't really scared him until now.
It was too big to be real. Too-
Marten's vision started to shut down and his head suddenly felt light. He swooned and fell from the ledge; but the shock of the fall - even in the face of this monstrosity - jolted him awake, and he screamed as he toppled over the edge.
He glimpsed something massive and black move beneath him, and he understood that no matter how big he'd thought it was, he was only looking at the surface of it. It wasn't possible. There was no way in hell there could be more of the thing; bit it was starting to come up out of the earth.
An arm, or a limb - or something - the size of a skyscraper reached out to catch him, but the fall was too far and he heard bones break when he struck the hard scaled flesh. It was all too much. He wanted to cry out, but only wept, pleading with this Ancient God. What else could it be? The magick he was trying to believe in was real, and now he was looking at the proof of it.
"Please don't kill me," he begged, trying to turn over in the Ancient Thing's massive paw, but unable to do so. This time he did cry out in pain as broken bones moved within his broken flesh and tore new holes in him.
The Great Old One - or whatever it was - tossed Marten aside like a toy, and he landed in a large puddle of mud formed by the water main and the sewer pipe. His breath caught in his throat and he knew he was going to die. There was nothing he could do about it. There was too much pain. Too much... everything.
"Please," he whimpered. "I want to live."

Thursday, April 16, 2015

WP - 002 Perfected Love

Every day, I go to "new" page of (I apologize in advance if you were previously unaware of Reddit) where I select the latest prompt - whatever it is - and write it out.  I've decided to post those here.  Hope you enjoy it.  Today's Story is:


"Welcome, Mr. Johnson."  The woman was dressed smartly - a suit with a skirt and a blood-red tie.  She wore no jewelry; but then, who did these days?  Her hair was short and she wore no make-up.  Aesthetically, Simeon found her to be quite pleasing.  He wondered if his bride would be as attractive.

"Falicitous greetings," he bowed curtly.  "You are Ms. Hanover?"

"Mrs." She said.  When Simeon failed to mask his surprise, she added, "part of the conditions of my contract with PerfectedLove was that I agree to a match myself."  She motioned to the desk behind her, and the two sat down.

Simeon leaned forward, placing his hands on the empty surface of the desk.  "Do you enjoy it," he asked.  "Is it worth it, I mean?"

Mrs. Hanover smiled, "Mr. Johnson, I'm here to facilitate your Union.  I could hardly tell you otherwise."

He shrugged.  "Of course," he said.  "But even if you intend to lie to me, I think I would benefit from your perspective.  You were looking for a job, right?  Not Love or marriage?"

"That is correct," she said.  Her hands were folded in her lap.  "My perspective... The interesting thing about PerfectedLove, Mr. Johnson, is that it doesn't rely on pre-existing chemical processes to work.  My husband is a powerful man.  I remember a time before I loved him, when I believe I was intimidated by the prospect of meeting him.

"I remember he was cordial, curt.  Aesthetically pleasing - healthy, I mean - with no obvious deformities.  You've already been through the Training Program; all of the things you think about, I assume I also dwelled upon."

"Except that It was Mr. Hanover in my position."

"Of course."

"Well," he said, taking a deep breath.  "Is there anything we need to do?"

"No, actually.  Everything has been arranged.  Your provider is in the next room.  We'll sit with her and go over the contract.  If both parties are amenable to the arrangement, then we'll sign the contract, and by the end of the day you will be happily married, and madly in love with your bride."

"If both parties are amenable?  So if she finds me unappealing or-"

"Oh no, no," she said. "it's just a formality.  This is the 21st century, Mr. Johnson.  With genetic screening, the advent of CustomPhysiQ and modern cosmetic biology - we find that physical attraction isn't even an issue.  Even if you don't find the other party to be aesthetically pleasing, the presence of LP9 in your system will rewire your preferences to find her more favorable - the most favorable option.  The same goes for the other party.  It's all in the contract."

"Okay," he said.  "Let's do this."  His heart was racing.  It was...

It was the most emotion he'd felt in his entire life.  "I..."

"It's nerves," she assured him, offering her hand as he stood.  "We call them 'wedding jitters' after an old pre-war tradition.  For some reason its one chemical reaction that resisted the Wipe."

"It's amazing!"  He smiled broadly.  "Will it always feel like this?"

"Fortunately no," she said, leading him through a pair of powder blue doors off to the right.  "Actually, we find it best to give the initial LP9 injection after the initial emotional response wears thin.  It's why the contract negotiation process is done here, today - and not something you can do during the Training Program or from home."

She led him down a spartan hallway with dark blue carpeting and off-white walls.  They passed two doors on either side, before she motioned him through the third door on the left.

Within the small office, there was a short desk and three chairs.  Sitting in the chair opposite the door was a young woman - though only slightly younger than Simeon.  Her hair was long and curly, chestnut brown.  She sat upright, with her hands folded in her lap, her legs crossed at the ankle.  She stood up as they entered.  Her expression was hard to read, and then Simeon realized she must be feeling the 'wedding jitters' as well.

"Mr. Simeon Johnson," Mrs. Hanover said, gesturing toward the woman, "this is Seong Hera."

The woman curtsied and he responded with a bow.  "It is a pleasure, of course."

The three sat down.  And the contract came up on the screen.  The negotiations were tedious and long.  Each page of the contract required a number of thumbprints in acceptance - a lot of legal stuff.  Simeon agreed to provide a home for Ms. Hera.  He would share all his property with her, and in the unlikely event of a LP9 rejection, he would agree to a 50/50 split of all holdings.

He would give her children and agree to LP4 injections should his biology not generate the proper paternal response.  He would care for her children as he cared for her.  They would be guaranteed a place in his home and under his care until such time as they chose to leave - or until the 21st anniversary of their birth if it proved a hardship.

Ms. Hera's part of the contract was equally long, but primarily dealt with her acceptance of the agreement, and her willingness to submit to no less than three LP9 injections, in return for the financial and social security provided by Mr. Johnson.

There was an addendum for everything - from acceptance of hobbies to an agreement about location stability and joint assessment of any major decisions.  That part, Mrs. Hanover added, was purely for legal reasons, and in practice was unnecessary.

In the end, they both placed their hands on the palm reader and voiced their agreement.  The door opened again, and a young man in white came into the room with a small black box.

"This is Howard," Mrs. Hanover said.  "He'll be administering the injections."

Howard was a consummate professional, performing his task quickly and efficiently.  When he was finished, Mrs. Hanover stood.

"Alright," she said.  "It is now necessary to separate the two of you for a brief period.  We find it expedites things if we go ahead and have you change into your wedding attire.  When you're done, we'll all step into the Chapel, where you'll be given a half-hour or so to explore your new feelings.  You will be monitored during this period, so we encourage you to avoid engaging in any sexual activity.  It will be unusually difficult for you.

"The initial onset of PerfectedLove will be euphoric - like the wedding jitters amplified ten-fold."  She motioned them out of the room.  "As you learned in Training, the rush of emotion will fade to a background - though ever-present emotion that will thereafter color your every decision and desire.  And of course, we offer discounted renewal injections on your 10th, 25th, 50th, and 100th anniversaries.  Please, step right into these dressing rooms..."

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

WP 001 - Braineater

Every day, I go to "new" page of (I apologize in advance if you were previously unaware of Reddit) where I select the latest prompt - whatever it is - and write it out.  I've decided to post those here.  Hope you enjoy it.  Today's Story is:

The room is small. I hate being in here. I'm not claustrophobic or anything. I just hate the smell of the place. One large two-way mirror in the wall by the door. The room on the other side is empty. No one really likes what I do. Even Detective Benson despises me.

A single light hangs down from the ceiling, over the desk. The man on the other side of the desk looks clean-cut, all-american if he wasn't in the orange jumpsuit. He's smirking. I almost feel sorry for him; but my stomach gurgles. I'm really hungry.

We step into the room and I stand by the door. Detective Benson just stares at the man. Then she walks over the to camera and unplugs it.

"What's this going to be," the man says, "good cop - bad cop?"

"No," she sits down across the table from the man. "My name is Detective Benson." She motions to me. "His name is D. Jason Wright. Have you heard of him?"


She sighs, "that's too bad. This usually goes better for you assholes if you know what you're facing. Well, let me tell you what's going on."

He smiles. She ignores him. "You have kidnapped a man named Abby Lee - sometimes goes by "Ratso." We know this because you've told us you have him. You came here with some kind of twisted agenda and a deadline, because you think this is some kind of fucking movie, and you're some kind of super villain. You are not."

He snorts in derision.

"He is a super villain." She motions to me again. "You probably didn't recognize the name because it's not often published. The newspapers call him Braineater."

He swallows hard and stares at me, his eyes are wide. I can smell the fear in him almost immediately. Dammit!

"You've heard of him," she says, "good. I think that means you're going to cooperate with us. You see, me? I'm morally opposed to what he does. It disgusts me on a physical, a spiritual, an emotional level; but with the Henderson act he got a pardon, and the State decided to put him to work.

"Thankfully, I figured out how to convince you assholes we're serious, so I don't have to sit here and watch him open your head and get the-"

"It's a barn on County Road 319. There's a key under a white rock behind the rose-bush just left of the door. He's tied to a wooden post in the back of the barn. The bomb is on a simple timer. My cellphone has a countdown timer app running on it. Plenty of time to save him. If you don't know how to disable the bomb, cut the white wire. I'm willing to confess to everything, please - call the D.A. in here and I'll sign anything you want."

"Damnit." I mutter under my breath. Benson smirks and gives me a nod letting me know I can leave. She's too good. I should never have agreed to this.

I'm so hungry.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Tuesday Track Record: The Star Wars

Raw dialog for my Dark Galaxy fan-fic / fan-edit of the Star Wars Saga.

Credit, where it's due.  This was written primarily by George Lucas (and Ghost-Writer Alan Dean Foster), only minor changes have been made here.  As the story progresses, things will change considerably.

Monday, April 21, 2014

I Hate Mondays, but...

I'm tired of bitching about my life on the internet.  This blog should be more about creativity - about going forward and being the things I want to be.  I don't know if its all the exercising I've been doing, or just turning 41 (maybe this is my mid-life crisis -

I really want to start putting more out there.  The trouble is, I'm working on so many different things I don't know what I'm doing half the time... and half the time I'm starting something new.  Anyone who's known me for any length of time, knows that I'm really bad at follow through.  I'm hoping to put a stop to that shit here.

To start with, here's a list of the projects I'm working on.

  • A roleplaying game called (tentatively American Goblin or perhaps Modern Goblin... I'm struggling with a title)
    • The aim is to publish an actual, playable game, either in digital only or digital and hard-copy formats.
    • A series of short stories, and at least one novel will accompany the game.
    • I've also considered a webcomic about one of the Goblin Tribes - at the very least, I want to develop some great artwork for the game book.
    • So this is really a roleplaying game and a novel, and a bunch of short stories, and some artwork, and maybe a webcomic.
  • A novel about vampires.  I know, I know - but it's a story I'm fascinated by and want to finish.
  • A GURPS Star Wars Campaign that is currently underway, and is intended to be epic - both in scope and story.  Check it out.
  • A unique and fun Fantasy Campaign either for GURPS or with its own system - to be published(?)
    • The setting for a series of Fantasy novels I've intended to write (and dabbled with) for almost two decades.
  • A Hard(ish) Sci-Fi Setting for Roleplaying in Space.
    • With a series of short stories to flesh out the setting and draw attention to it.
  • A Pathfinder Campaign for a group of new gamers (if I can ever get them together).
  • I'd like to run more games of Scooby-Fhtagn! - or hear about other people having fun with the game setting.
  • I want to write a reboot of Star Wars (yeah... basically a fan-fic; I know), though I may just rename all the characters and planets and mysticisms and create a new Space Opera of my own, borrowing heavily (re: plagiarizing) from Lucas's seminal work while taking it in my own direction.
  • I want to write a review/study of the Bible, which I haven't really read since I abandoned my faith and began identifying as an atheist.
    • At some point, I'd also like to take a look at other religious works.  I'd like to maybe do this on YouTube and join the YouTube Atheist community.
  • I want to draw!  I miss drawing.  I don't know why I haven't been drawing.
  • I want to write and draw a webcomic - a Star Wars story, actually, called Not Quite Jedi.  I think it's a good story (rolling around in my head and begging to be put on paper... onscreen).
  • I want to start drawing Character Portraits for Gamers... I want to monetize my drawing ability as much as I want to monetize my storytelling.  That sounds kind of whorish, but they say do what you love, and what I love more than anything is drawing and writing and painting (man I miss painting).
  • I want to start painting again.  I have paints and canvas and a make-shift easel (want a taller one), and I don't know why I haven't started.  Maybe I'll watch a little Bob Ross and get started that way.
  • I'm going to turn the Electroverse into an illustrated series of audiobooks and post them on YouTube or Audible or who knows what.  I'm really excited about this, and I think it's going to be fun to put together and fun to read/watch/listen.
  • Another comic/web-comic I've had in my head forever is Teenage Queens of the Universe, which may go the way of Electroverse.
  • I want to shoot a web series called Mirror Shades.
  • Still want to write Reptile.
  • Simon Mercy - holy crap do I want to finish writing Simon Mercy.  Also, kind of want to run a GURPS Campaign set in the world of that/those books.
Like I said, lot of irons in the fire.  Don't really know how much of this I'm going to be able to pull off - but if I fail, it's not going to be because I'm not trying.  Part of coming back to the blog is an effort to document this, and to spur me to action.  The existing labels, and the schedule I'm looking at is:

I Hate Mondays... is going to be about the blog - specifically about how my creative goals are changing - and what I've accomplished.
Tuesday Track Record... is going to be about any of the audio files I'm working on - Electroverse, Teenage Queens of the Universe, and my Atheist Bible Study (I've decided to record my own audio version of the Bible to avoid any possible DCMA attacks when I start vlogging).
In Writing Workshop, on Wednesdays, I'm going to talk about writing - how it's going, how to do it, what's holding me up (if something is).  When I manage to complete something, I'ma celebrate there.
New Art Thursday... just like it says on the Tin.
Free Fiction Friday, is going to be a new short story every week.  Probably about 2,000 words each.
Saturday Morning Cartoons is where I'm going to discuss cartoons.  The ones I used to watch, the ones I want to make, and the ones I've found online - both animated and comic formats.
Sunday Idolatry, is going to be a hodgepodge of shit I really like that week.  I don't know.  Maybe it should be my Atheist Pages.

Here we go again... Let me know if anything bores the shit out of you.  Let me know what you're enjoying.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Skyrim: Whispering Fang - The Fall of Helgen

Playing without a HUD is a pain in the neck, because - at least on the console - all the subtitles are blanked out too.  This One can't tell what he is grabbing, or if he is actually grabbing anything.  Also, Whispering Fang can't take anything from anyone's home, because This One cannot tell if he is stealing it or not... That's okay, really - Whispering Fang is supposed to be against that sort of thing.

Fighting was easy, Khajiit get a bonus to unarmed, so Whispering Fang is a badass.  He discovered half-way through Helgen Keep that the limitations on gear were unreasonable... although, now that This One thinks about it, maybe he is just too used to game-logic.  Whispering Fang is going to change the rules back to the strict limits, and quit being such a puss (heh heh).

Made it to Helgen, after fetched the robes from the Shrine of Talos.  Stopped a bunch of bandits around Helgen, helped clean up a love triangle, and decided to help a shopkeeper recover his stolen merchandise.  Whispering Fang heads up to Bleak Falls Barrow at sunrise.

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